Sunday 27 October 2013

Kids (Adelade) say(s) the darndest things...

Here are some things that my lovely 2 year old has learned to say and or do. She has recently started to string words together and make almost sentences it is pretty awesome. She says new words ALL the time!

Mom: Adelade will you please stop throwing your toys
Adelade: Okay, sure.
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Mom: Adelade do you need a timeout?
Adelade: okay, sure (and then runs and sits on stairs)
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Mom: Adelade please clean up your mess
Adelade: Okay, sure...Mean (clean) up Mean up Mean up
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Adelade spills all her crackers on the ground
Before Mom or Dad can say anything...
Adelade: Mean up Mean up Mean up (as she picks up all her crackers)
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When Adelade sees any kid big or little in a stroller
Adelade: Baby!!!!
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Adelade bumps her head on the wall, comes over to mom
Adelade: Tiss (Kiss) beehher (better) Tiss Beehher...na na owie!
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Adelade trips on the floor, comes over to Daddy
Adelade: Tiss Beehher (Kiss better) Baahehh! Baahhhehh!
Daddy: Do you need a bandaid?
Adelade: YAH!
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Adelade standing in just her diaper asking to go outside.
Mom: Adelade you have to wear pants and a shirt before you can go outside.
Adelade asks again to go outside again.
Mom: Adelade you have to wear pants and shirt before you can go outside. 
Adelade probably asked a few more times, and then finally runs upstairs and grabs to 2 shirts and adamantly tries to put the shirt on her legs. 
Mom: Oh Adelade
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Mom: Adelade would you like a Banana?
Adelade: Yah,
Mom: What do you say?
Adelade: Meeeez (Please)
Mom hands banana to Adelade
Adelade- before taking a bite: I don't yike (like) it
Mom: ?!?!?!?!
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Mom:Adelade did you poop?
Adelade: nope
Mom checks in diaper and sees giant poo
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When changing Adelade's diaper
Adelade: Poopy Bieber (diaper) Poopy Bieber (diaper) POOPY BIEBER(diaper)!!!!!
Mom: Adelade you didn't poop you peed
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Bentley crying his face off
Mom: Adelade does Bentley sound happy or sad?
Adelade: Happy!
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This one time Adelade got her feet dirty at the park, on the way home this is what happened
Adelade: Meehhh (mess) Meehhh!! Meehhhh!!!
Mom & Dad: Did you get a mess on your feet?
Adelade: YAH!
Adelade: Mehhhh! Meehhhh!!! MEHHHHHH!!!!
Adelade: MEEHHH! MEEHHHH!!! MEHHHH!!!!
Mom & Dad: Did you get a mess on your feet?
Adelade YAH!
This conversation lasted for another 5 minutes....it was the longest 5 minute drive!
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Bentley is sleeping in our room, Adelade comes in and says
Adelade: Benty seeping (sleeping) Benty seeping Benty seeping! MOMMMY BENTY SEEPING!....(said in the loudest voice EVER!)
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I know this is just the beginning! :) Sometimes I forget that Adelade talks as much as she does, I really need to watch what I say!!!

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